FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're a proudly US-based company 🇺🇸🌱 — and yes, our tees are printed right here on American soil. (The same soil you're probably arguing with right now.)
We ship within the US only, so if you're stateside and your wardrobe is desperately lacking in plant-related sarcasm 🪴😤 — you're in exactly the right place. Your shirt is about to make your garden the most stylish patch of dirt on the block. 🌿
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes! 🌱 Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email with everything you need to stalk — we mean,lovingly monitor— your package all the way to your doorstep. 📦🪴 No refreshing anxiety here. Just pure, wholesome anticipation. Like waiting for your seeds to sprout, but way faster. 🌿
What materials are your products made of?
Our tees are made with high-quality, seriously soft materials 🌿👕 — comfortable enough to wear while dramatically talking to your plants, and durable enough to survive whatever chaos the garden throws at you. 🌱💪
Because let's be honest — you deserve a shirt that holds up as well as your will to keep gardening after the third aphid infestation this season. 🐛😤 Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the full details. We keep it real over there too.